(Source: claire-fisher)
She says “I love you” and “too much”
I want to take Chuckie home, build him a nest of blankets and feed him cookies and milk forever and ever and ever.
(Source: motleycruesarah)
Committing to another Lord of the Rings marathon. 1/6 of the way through. Conclusion: Fuck I love Boromir.
“When I was a kid I was really into spandex. Before I fully understood what sex was, I used to imagine that intercourse was just a guy in spandex pressing his soft package against my face. That was like the ultimate for me. I also had this other fantasy where I was lying down on a four post bed and my mom’s fat Australian friend Chris would come and lay on top of me. And that was it–that was my five year old idea of sex.”
“So if you’re into all this fetish stuff,” I say, “does that mean sex with your boyfriend is really, like, kinky?”
“No,” he shrugs. “Normal sex if difficult enough for me as it is without incorporating all this other stuff. For a while I toyed with the idea of letting guys sniff my feet for money, but I looked online and all the dudes wanted big nasty jock feet. My little geisha feet just weren’t going to cut it.”